99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

paging-doctorfaggot:

my ride is here

growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

oomshi:

*stop drops & rolls away from school*

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag